Have a Good Day, Don't Bang Your Head!
Okay, here's a kinda different El Stunno thing for the internet zine. You know what I mean.
Like a .com thing, yeah.
Iím not really stupid
I just kinda do the wrong things sometimes at the wrong times. You know, like when you hear a
song you really, really like, and you get right into it (but you gotta remember, you're right into
this song, like Big Time), and you start singing along out loud (sometimes dancing, too), and you
just happen to be at work. God, that sucks so much. That happens to everyone, or something
umm, I really still donít know the difference.
See, thatís why Iím kinda Ďduhí, but I swear, itís not my fault. I just
kinda donít know some things. So Big Deal, who knows everything?
Iím just kinda one of those ones whoís worse off.
I lucked out, pretty much, but Iím really getting tired of bashing
myself. Like Ďduh!í
I really kinda suck at the Ďsubject of the articleí thing, so i just write
about what goes on in this shittown city I live in. I canít believe
Summerside is a Ďcityí. Like, Ďokayí
Anyway, back to the subject of the article thing. Itís just gonna be
some really funny things that happen in the life of El Stuno... Stunno...
Umh... "hi" I guess. El Stunno.. or is it Stuno? oh, my head hurts. this is gonna be
harder than I thought at first. Now , what to write about. Ummm... (insert like 20
minutes of Ďumm, okayí) I donít really know a lot of the subjects allowed in this, so Iíll
talk - well, write I guess - about stuff. Like, stuff noone else talks about to find out
about it. You know, like things like Ďdying your hairí You know, from dark blonde to light
brown to like black. or from a dark blonde to a blondish brown. Drastic change is a
good thing. Itís kinda a boost. But it really kills your hair and every now and then it
may tend to get really dry, eh?
um... well i guess thatís it for now, bye!