Hello, my children. Where are my letters? The Pope gives up his valuable time
to answer questions and give advice, and yet nobody has any questions. Ask
me anything, as I know everything. I suppose you arses think you know
everything, hence you feel there’s no need to "ask da Pope". Well, piss off, and
write just to say "hi" anyway.
Well, there is one letter so far.
I would like to comment on the Pope’s article. I remember a time when he was mean, rough, and sometimes even ugly. In the last issue, I noticed that his article has become tame. It seems he now cares about the "niceness" of the zine, and doesn’t want to hurt people’s feelings. Please ask him to spice up his responses or I will be forced to skip that section. Jay Nargie Tallahssee, Fl.Jay’s mother’s phone number is 951-632-2378. Phone sex anyone? Until next time, write, dammit!!
