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and now, a message from the Pope

Ya know what really pisses me off? I'll tell you what: ya take a really good zine, and turn it into trash. I'm talking about the slow, painful, unartisitic death of the Buzz. this used to be a great zine. sitting here in the Vatican, I couldn't wait to get my holy hands on the next issue... now new issues are used as lining for the litter box of my cat Gracie. It seems to me that the "Buzz" is short for "buzzards", which are circling the corpses of the people who still enjoy reading it. Let's look at the Feb. 98 issue. The cover "art" is a photograph entitled "Existentionalism." This picture may lead you to wonder what thoughts of the universe are going through this young girl's mind. In reality, it's just another skateboarder being kicked off the steps of the Confederation Center.

well, i got lots more to say, but the bastard editor doesn't give me enough room. until next issue, Be good and God Bless...
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